Bad Poetry Corner
Welcome to a new segment that I like to call Bad Poetry Corner. I will add some of my poetry from time to time when the mood strikes. These are some haikus that I wrote last night. I hope they cheer you up as much as they did for me!Oh little baby Why are you chewing my sock? My foot is now wet.
You yell for Dada to change your poop diaper. Where is he? Damit.
Starring at the plant The cat is on the prowl. Shit. I need a new plant.
Growl, hiss, ha, DDDD. The noises my daughter makes. They kind of scare me. Time for me to sleep. My daughter has other plans. She must be physic. The cat is now prey. The baby strikes fast. She bites his tail. Up, down, food, play, no The little baby needs to make her mind up fast. The baby is now chewing the cat’s paw. Ewww. That is really gross. The baby on TV is laughing. My baby is screaming. Not fair. Give me potatoes. Yuck, YUCK! They taste nasty. Wait, give them back. Now! Thank you, Thank you. Do you have any poetry to share?